Congrats to Akron and Caleb Porter

So this weekend, I watched most of Akron’s two matches en route to the school’s first ever National Championship in any sport. I must admit, I was gob-smacked by what I saw.

With the proviso that I was too young to remember Arena’s teams at UVA, Akron was the single best college team I have ever seen – seriously. One or two of Cirovski’s Maryland teams come sort of close, but none played with the kind of unbelievably good possession-oriented soccer that Akron did this weekend.

Akron’s coach, Caleb Porter is, without question, the most promising young American soccer coach I’ve seen since I began covering soccer.

I’ve taken my shots at the Akron program and Porter before. Quite simply, I don’t think I’ve ever been more wrong about any subject at any time. Porter is the real thing, and so is Akron’s program.

Porter should, in theory, have his choice of any MLS gig that comes open in the next couple of years. If he can get a team to play like that in college soccer, where the rules practically beg coaches to have their teams run around like headless chicken, I do not doubt for one minute that he could get pros to do it even better in MLS.

Bruce Arena’s almost 60 years old and not getting any younger. Why do I think we might have just found his future successor in Los Angeles?

For more on Akron’s triumph, read Bill’s summary of Akron and where it’s come as a program.

Join the Fighting Talker NCAA Men’s Soccer Bracket Contest!

Since we all know that most, not all, but most of the actual soccer on offer during the NCAA Tournament will be unwatchable dreck, let’s liven it up with some casual gambling.

That’s right, it’s the 2010 Fighting Talker Men’s Soccer Bracket Contest. Sign up, and this time I promise, I swear, there WILL be an actual (small) prize on offer for the winner.

Here’s how to signup.

  1. Goto the NCAA’s Bracket Challenge Site
  2. Make your picks and then join the group called Fighting Talker League. The password is diablo (case sensitive).
  3. If you have any questions or problems, leave them in the comments here and I’ll try and sort them out.

The deadline to signup is 12pm on Thursday.

Thanks and good luck!

Caleb Porter is not fit to wear DC United’s tracksuit

So I keep reading stuff that has me thinking that United is about to veer off the traditional get-a-former-DC-guy path and hire a college or even an international coach. That would mean eschewing the conventional wisdom kind of picks like Richie Williams or Curt Onalfo.

Steven Goff, who has been the only guy able to get any bits of info out of this process keeps bringing up Akron Coach Caleb Porter as being high on DC’s list.

I’ll admit, I’d be very worried about United if they went out and got Porter. While I think they’d sell it as “We’re looking for new blood!” and “Schellas Hyndman wasn’t nearly as bad as everyone thought he would be!” I still think it would be an indication that rather than relinquishing some degree of control to a powerful “big name coach,” Technical Director Dave Kasper and GM Kevin Payne would be consolidating their control over matters. And considering how dreadful DC’s talent evaluation has been for the last couple years, United fans should be doubly worried about that.

But maybe I am being too cynical, maybe a Porter signing indicates DC moving towards a slightly more athletic, more up-tempo, more physical style. Recently, United has resembled the world’s least effective and slowest Arsenal impersonators. They collapse with the same aplomb as Arsenal, just at a slower speed. Maybe Porter is sign of better things.

But, looking over Porter’s resume, it does worry me that he has so little pro experience, playing only two years in MLS before a knee injury forced him to retire.

This season, it’s hard to argue too much at first with Porter’s record, leading Akron to an undefeated record and a spot in the NCAA Quarterfinals. That said, he has done that without playing a single power team from the ACC, Big-East or Pac-10 all season and receving an utter joke of a draw from the NCAA. Since arriving in 2006, Porter’s teams have only played ACC or Pac 10 Opposition five times*, going 2-3. All season, I have been saying that Akron is completely counterfeit and that they’ve been that way for a few years now. I think they schedule soft and I think their results in the tournament have shown that.

But I am going to admit something else that worries me about him – something that reveals a more ingrained bias. I am worried about hiring the guy becomes he’s from the Midwest.

It’s not that being Midwestern makes coaches dumber or players worse, it’s just that competition isn’t nearly as high. Look at the USMNT player pool, only nine guys (Beasley, DeMerit, Guzan, Jewsbury, Perkins, Pickens, Rolfe, Simek, and Spector) are from what we might define as the Midwest (no, Texas does not count). Of those nine, only three stand any chance of going to South Africa. More relevantly, look at MLS coaches, only one (Hyndman) is from the midwest. Other than Kreis, an outlier from Louisiana, the rest either grew up on the East Coast, the West Coast, or abroad.

Even more worrying, look at the other Midwestern coaches in MLS:

  • Dave Dir – A four-year stretch with Dallas whose longivity can be attributed more to ownership’s lazyness rather than to any real success on his part.
  • Bob Gansler – Seven years at KC, one title and much, much boredom
  • Perry Van Der Beck – Stepped in after Mondelo was canned in Tampa’s final season. Now in Super-Y Program.

BTW: I was expecting to find out that Greg Andrulis was from the Midwest. Turns out, he’s from Connecticut. Nutmeg state, he’s your fault.

The same thing applies at the college level, for all the success we attribute to programs like SLU, Indiana, and Akron – IU was the last Midwestern team to win a title and that was five years ago. Looking beyond Bloomington, you have to go all the way back to Wisconsin in 1995 to find a Midwestern title-winner.

So yes, part of the reason I am worried is that he is a Midwestern guy and one who even more worryingly has only ever coached in the Midwest and who has barely ventured out to the East or West to test his teams against the best. On top of all of that, Porter’s record is padded by playing in the piss-poor MAC Conference.

Now maybe Akron runs the table and mows through its final three NCAA Tournament opponents to win a national title. In that case, I am completely wrong about Porter and about my theory on Midwestern coaches and will gladly admit so. But if Akron falls in the semifinals against likely opponents North Carolina, then it will only go to prove that Porter’s teams can’t really compete with the best, no matter how many games undefeated they go. That is what I expect will happen and that would worry me to no end if I was a DC fan. Also, maybe the club, still without a stadium and continuing to bleed Will Chang’s cash, wants to spend a bit less. Hiring Porter, who surely isn’t holding Akron ransom with his salary, is one way to do that.

Here is the big question. Is this the kind of coach United wants to hire? The more I look at Porter and the opponents his teams have played, the more I see smoke and mirrors. I am not in favor of MLS teams hiring college coaches in general, but even I can think of at least three other guys who have demonstrably better resumes than Porter. Here are three off the top of my head.

  • Sasho Cirovski, Maryland – Turned Terps into college soccer juggernaut, but unlikely to give up one of the best gigs in American soccer.
  • Bobby Clark, Notre Dame – 70 percent win percentage with Irish plus lots of pro experience with Aberdeen and Scotland.
  • Jorge Salcedo, UCLA – Has never missed out on NCAAs in six years in Westwood, plus lots of MLS experience.

Each of them brings more college success and/or more pro experience than Porter.

There was a time when I figured DC was too smart to be fooled by a resume this thin. Of course, there was a time when I thought DC United would have its own stadium and would have more than two central defenders to be proud of since Ryan Nelsen left. If Caleb Porter is what DC United thinks is good enough than this isn’t the DC United we all thought it was. Until he wins something, anything, on the national level, Porter has no business coaching a club that purports to have the ambitions of winning MLS and CONCACAF titles.

If United management decides otherwise and hires Porter, we should start asking questions about just how serious United is about winning.

* To put that in perspective, in the same time period, IU played nine games against Pac 10 or ACC opponents. My point? Akron’s schedules are soft.

A quick defense of college soccer


This Comcast Sportsnet report from a few years back gives a sense of the atmosphere at Maryland matches.

Here we are on the eve of the 2009 College Soccer season and you’ll never believe it, but I am actually a defender of college as a method of player development for certain types of players. I agree with an awful lot of this article over at Pitch Invasion says. The point I agree the most with is one made by Maryland Coach Sasho Cirovski:
Notice how he uses the phrase “NCAA Division I top 20.” That’s key, because there is a massive difference between the top of D1 and the middle and bottom. I always stress to people that for the most part I am defending that “top 20″ or so that can in fact develop pro players. Look at some of the top programs in the US, they are “pro-style” teams with sophisticated offenses (not just pounding it towards the tall foreign guy up top). Sure, there are some tactically retrograde programs floating around the top of college soccer (Akron, Kentucky, and Creighton immediately come to mind, though I might be out of date), but many of the top teams play an attacking, reasonably attractive variety of soccer.

I especially agree with the point the author makes regarding developing the sport in smaller and more alternative areas. Without the college programs currently in place, creating new fans of the sport, how many fewer soccer fans would there be in places like Albuquerque, Charlottesville, Omaha, Indiana and many others where pro teams are some distance away?

Of course, there are huge numbers of flaws with college soccer and they’ve been addressed a million times in a million places. That said, the best in college soccer is not nearly as bad as people make out. And, if you live in the right place, you might a great little game in front of a nice atmosphere. This weekend alone there are quite a few decent matches which, if students are in town at the respective schools, should be played in front of decent crowds.

This Friday alone, these include St. John’s at Indiana and Notre Dame playing Wake Forest (both in Bloomington) as well as Maryland hosting UCLA and Portland hosting Virginia. It would take a lot of fingers to count the number of good pros that have come out of just those schools.

My point is, if you happen to live near a decent program, go see a college match this season. You’ll be annoyed for sure (the subs, the clock, etc.), but you might just be entertained too.

College Cup At a Glance

Wake Forest is 43-3-3 in 2007 & 08, but will the Demon Deacons be celebrating again Sunday?

Wake Forest is 43-3-3 in 2007 & '08, but will the Demon Deacons be celebrating again Sunday?

Ed here …

… It’s an Atlantic Coast Conference party at the NCAA men’s Division I College Cup this weekend, as the defending champion Wake Forest Demon Deacons, Maryland Terrapins, and North Carolina Tar Heels converge on Pizza Hut Park for tomorrow’s semifinals. The party crashers are St. John’s from the Big East.

Let’s start with Wake, which enters the national semifinals with a 21-1-1 record – the loss coming to Virginia in the ACC semifinal, and the only other blemish being a scoreless draw vs. Duke. Statistically, Wake is the closest thing you’ll find to a PlayStaion team. They have more than double the shot attempts of their opponents (415-204) and they have outscored their 23 opponents by a combined 81-16. That’s right, more than 3.5 goals per game scored, and less than 1 goal per game allowed. On seven occasions this year, the Demon Deacons have scored at least five goals in a game. Five! Continue reading

Quick thoughts on Maryland-Creighton

I would have more thoughts on this match if:

  1. Creighton had shown even the slightest motivation and/or abilty to attack Maryland.
  2. My brain hadn’t frozen solid at the match.

Maryland looked their typical competent selves. Like everyone else, I think Omar Gonzalez looks like a serious talent at the back. Also, near-Red Bull Matt Kassel is very, very small.

With all that said, I am looking forward to the final four. This year, all four teams are traditional powerhouses likely loaded with future MLS players.