Kevin Keegan, oft-hired, oft-”resigned” undersized, flashy former scorer who after a series of calamitous appointments and far fewer successes now ruining one of his sport’s great clubs.

Isiah Thomas oft-hired, oft-“resigned” fired undersized, flashy former scorer who after a series of calamitous appointments and far fewer successes now ruining one of his sport’s great clubs.

They really are the same guy, aren’t they?